Robert Pattinson Says He’ll Do Porn if His “Batman” Movie Flops


Well, he knows the way to suck.

Robert Pattinson is plugging his latest film, The Lighthouse, but most are interested in his combat the Caped Crusader within the Batman, which doesn’t begin until summer 2021.

“I’m already remembering what it wishes to mention a movie where there’s an expectation,” he tells The Guardian, presumably about his role as sexy vampire Edward Cullen within the Twilight series. “Whenever you say anything, people are like, ‘Argh! You idiot!’ Like, dude, I haven’t even started yet!”

“But there’s no harsher critic of myself than myself, so I don’t get to worry about anyone else,” the 33-year-old British actor clarifies.

So what is going to he do if the big-budget superhero flick isn’t a success? “Porn,” he says, laughing. “But art-house porn.” Classy!

Directed by Matt Reeves, The Batman also will star Andy Serkis, Zoë Kravitz, Peter Sarsgaard, Jeffrey Wright, Paul Dano, and Colin Farrell, who would all make excellent porn scene partners.

Pattinson, who had a high-profile relationship with queer Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart, notably starred within the 2008 queer film Little Ashes.

The Batman is going to be released on June 25, 2021.

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